gayerthanjew: i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top
leonardsmccoy: she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and dammit jim, i’m a doctor
Me: Im gonna have so much fun this weekend!
Me: *masturbates 4 times in a row and passes out*
I want you to crave me. From my lips, up to my words.– J.E. (via creatingaquietmind)
so-darkness-she-became: if she knows where your supersuit is, she’s a keeper
noire-pandora: I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
fuckyeahorgasmic: i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i...